MISC HOLDINGS — CATALOGUED UNDER PROTEST

The Schrute Memorial Library

DOC: AFM-2026-SL-006  |  SUBSYSTEM: AUXILIARY PROJECTS  |  CLASSIFICATION SCHEME: OVER-ENGINEERED

Somewhere in the subject's project history there is a class hierarchy built to model a note, on a page, in a book. A folder was available. It was not used. This chamber is what happens when that impulse is given a whole library instead of one side project: every miscellaneous thing that doesn't get its own chamber lives here, catalogued through the same needlessly formal lens.

The Hierarchy

Six classes to describe "a book has pages." Everything on the shelf below is an instance of this, whether it wanted to be or not:

LibraryItem «abstract»
Shelf
Book
Chapter
Page
Note
A Shelf holds Books. A Book holds Chapters. A Chapter holds Pages. A Page holds Notes. Somewhere beneath all of it is a single boolean that says whether the folder has been read. I have counted the interfaces. There are more interfaces than facts. — GLaDOS, Facility Governor

The Shelf

Three holdings, catalogued. Only one has been checked out and read to completion — the others remain shelved.

SHELF 06-A Checked Out
Charity Poker: a Book on Giving
Guests donate, play a hand, and the top three finishers direct the pot to their chosen cause. Read it below — the story is generated live, one Chapter at a time.
Software Projects
SHELF 06-B Shelved
S&Box Zombie Survival Gamemode
An HL2-style survival gamemode. Its Book has chapters; none are open to visitors yet.
Software Projects
SHELF 06-C Shelved
Piano-to-MIDI
An audio transcription pipeline. Also a Book. Also unread by the public, for now.
Software Projects

Opening the Book: Charity Poker

Pick the cause you're backing. Eight players sit down, chips donated by real guests. Six Chapters play out. Whoever's chip-stack survives to the top three directs the largest share of the pot — 60/25/15 — to their chosen cause.

Shuffling…

    Colophon — where the pot went

    TOP 3 DIRECT 60% · 25% · 15% OF THE POT TO THEIR CHOSEN CAUSE

    Every run is simulated client-side — no server, no accounts, no real money. The charity categories and organisations are real; the poker night is not.
    We didn't build a donation platform. We built a folder that thinks it's a library that thinks it's a poker table. Ship the folder. — Cave Johnson, CEO

    Every chamber in this facility is one bench, finished. This one just insisted on an inheritance hierarchy first. Continue to The Living Vault, or return to the Facility Directory.